LET ME
COUNT THE WAYS
I desperately
need to print out event tickets.
I go to
print on my HP printer-scanner.
Nothing.
Try again.
Zilch.
Then get dialogue
box – out of cyan (why can’t we call it blue?) so printer can’t print.
No problem,
I’ll switch to black ink only (grayscale) and I’ll have it in a jiffy.
Locks up
again, another nasty dialogue box.
Printer won’t
work till I refill cyan.
I root
around, swear I have a cartridge…find none.
Who made it so you have to order color ink to make a lousy black and white print out?
Who made it so you have to order color ink to make a lousy black and white print out?
Dialogue box
now directing me to HP site.
Free next business
day shipping.
Okay, I’ll
bite.
It’s early
Saturday, so I’ll get it first thing Monday.
Maybe I’ll
even get it Sunday, since Amazon and others can get rare things to me in 2
hours, so why can’t giant HP get it in my hands in 24 hours.
Monday,
nothing.
I get a
request from a client and have to print our reports by early Tuesday.
Surely, next
day business delivery has to mean Tuesday, because it’s the next day after
business Monday.
But tracking
number still worthless.
I waste time
Tuesday first thing, running to the store to buy exact same thing I ordered way
back on Saturday.
Finally,
after I basically bought two of same thing, I get an update that cyan cartridge
will be delivered Wednesday.
I also get a
note reminding me that warranty void if I used non-HP ink.
I resent the
mob tactics.
I get to
thinking how HP operates on the schoolyard drug dealer business model.
Give the
stuff out dirt cheap (the printer itself) cash in (outrageous ink prices) once
the client is hooked.
Way past
noon Wednesday, ink cartridges (I ended up buying a full rainbow of colors
online on Saturday) finally arrive.