MY DAD TAUGHT ME...TO
CALL THE PLUMBER!
My grandpa was one of the greatest handymen in all the
Great Lakes region.
He built most of his own house and probably never paid a
cent to a repair man, electrician or plumber -- because he could fix anything
with his hands, no instruction booklet required.
Dad, well, did NOT
genetically inherit those skills.
After a few broken faucets, fried electrical
outlets and hammer smashed thumbs (with requisite high volume, multi-syllable
cursewords that I'm pretty sure we were not allowed to repeat) -- dad proved
the point that sometimes it’s best to dial the experts before even trying. Dad
learned to dial the experts.
I learned my lesson and never tried to grow
up to be Mr. FixIt.
I simply figured a way of selling enough prose and
poetry to pay for the plumber.
This is a 12-day tribute to my dad, who died a few days before Thanksgiving this year, from his first-born son.
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